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Recent


I wrote a postcard review of Elif Batuman’s “The Possessed” for The Rumpus.


“Abandonment” is a finalist in round three of NPR’s Three-Minute Fiction Contest. You can read it here.


“On Being Trapped in a Grain Elevator with French President Nicolas Sarkozy and Five Angry Badgers,” Gargoyle, Winter 2010


Stories


Excerpts from the Testimony of Certain Witnesses in Court of Inquiry v.

Joseph K, in Opium Issue 9 (Fall 2009)

Judas Breaks His Silence

How I Met Lana the Tigress

Our Long National Nightmare is Finally Over

Batman’s Voice Mail, in Hobart, Premiere Issue ( Winter 2003)

Last Sunday, in Bridge, Nos. VII and VIII (Summer/Fall 2003)

Quimby: A Critical Assessment, in Monkeybicycle, Issue No. 2 (2003)

The White-Hot Sands of Alamagordo, New Mexico, in Pindeldyboz,

     Volume One (2001)



Humor


Rod Blagojevich Writes 25 Things About Himself on Facebook

Jane Eyre Runs for President

Thomas Friedman Explains the Issues of the Day

Three Thought Experiments (With Study Questions)

From the Found Notebooks of Homer’s Writing Group

A Grateful Nation Pays Homage to Gergen



Essays / Nonfiction


Dispatches from an Environmental Lawyer Who is Trying to Grow a Mustache

In Praise of the Poker Report

Sarah Vowell Was My Soulmate

Blocked!



Poems


A Love Poem to Sarah Palin

Remembering Newt Gingrich

Ed Harrelson, Teen-Driver’s Education Instructor



Interviews / Reviews


Paperback Writer (“Beg, Borrow, Steal” author Michael Greenberg)

Five Questions for Alix Ohlin

Discovering the Lost City: An Interview with Marine Geologist

    Deborah Kelley: Part One, Part Two



Political Commentary


Kanye West Interrupts Obama Address to Investment Bankers

President Palin’s Inaugural Address

Sarah Palin: Average Hockey Mom or Spawn of Satan?

The Viewer’s Guide to the Palin Nomination

Other writing on the Huffington Post



This Seemed Unlikely


“Bliss Ferrel, Pirate in the Age of Reason,” in Call and Response, Hamiltonian Gallery, Washington, D.C., January/February 2010



Anthologies


The McSweeney’s Joke Book of Book Jokes (Vintage 2008)


Mountain Man Dance Moves: The McSweeney’s Book of Lists (Vintage 2006)


Stumbling and Raging: More Politically Inspired Fiction (edited by Stephen Elliott) (McAdam/Cage 2005)


Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans: The Best of McSweeney’s (Humor Category) (Knopf 2004/Vintage 2005)



Hidden Bonus Track


Sonnet for a Government Lawyer



Drawing by Franz Kafka, all other works copyright 2010 by Sean Carman